The Magical Paintcan of Rainbows!

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

skate-of-curse:

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refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

weaklinks:

math

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jewishsanta:

when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper

Someone made a 3D model of the infamous Spider-Woman butt cover, and it’s a total nightmare.

A lot of time and energy has been spent debating the artistic merit of Marvel’s infamous Spider-Woman #1 butt cover, but now it’s time for science to weigh in.

Following a brave attempt from some real human women who tried to replicate Spider-Woman’s pose, redditor dinoignacio has actually made a 3D model of her body.

This isn’t a case of unrealistic beauty standardsit’s a picture of something that crawled straight out of Silent Hill.

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mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
me: fire cannot kill a dragon