once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date
everything good makes you fat an addict or broke
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
A lot of time and energy has been spent debating the artistic merit of Marvel’s infamous Spider-Woman #1 butt cover, but now it’s time for science to weigh in.This isn’t a case of unrealistic beauty standards—it’s a picture of something that crawled straight out of Silent Hill.